Reasons Why

...I'm a loser...

1) No one celebrates my birthday.

2) Almost 75% of my life is spent in front of the computer screen.

3) I talk to myself when I'm alone.

4) Even my alter ego has more of a life than I do.

5) I do not "camwhore".

6) Even my rabbit hates me.

7) I make AMVs.

8) I still listen to 90s music.

9) I have crushes on the non-existent.

10) People scare me.

11) I do not hold wild par-tays.

12) I do not get invited to wild par-tays.

13) I have to re-introduce myself each time I try to add someone on Friendster.

14) I envision myself as a whole different person.

15) No one likes me.

16) I am so unpopular that I don't even have enemies.

17) I hate answering the phone...

18) ...though the number of phonecalls I get is close to non-existent.

19) I get nervous around other people.

20) I'm fat and lazy and haven't even gotten round to doing something about it.

21) If ever my picture shows up somewhere, no one would notice.

22) People forget I exist.

23) Rock music scares me.

24) Barbie dolls scare me.

25) I'm so pathetic that I even cry in my sleep.

26) No one bothers to say hi to me.

27) I use a Nokia 8310 model.

28) I am an individual.

29) I do not succumb to the latest trends.

30) I have no friends.

31) I am blur.

32) No one bothers to tell me anything.

33) My words are mostly ignored.

34) Even my mother doesn't listen to what I have to say.

35) I have been wearing the same shirt 6 days in a row.

36) My hair is always in bad condition.

37) I feel awkward even around my family.

38) I still hope Britney Spears will get her groove back someday.

39) My love life is so non-existent, that I am forced to pair up fictional characters and make stories about them through FanFiction.

40) Even I hate myself.